I’m well aware it’s 2017. Are any of these worth watching?
What’s good Medium? So your boy messed around, caved, and signed up for a trial membership to Netflix and chill solo (N.B.: this story is probably actually a cleverly disguised advertisement to find myself a bae in NYC by the summer).
This having been said, here’s a list of movie series I still haven’t seen. Only God can judge me. Word to Tupac.
Good Internet citizens, where should I start? LMK!
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Back to the Future
Planet of the Apes
Fast and Furious
Friday the 13th
Growing up poor, movie tickets were both a rare luxury as well as a royal ripoff. Sure, I could have pirated most of these years/decades ago, but, you see, I can be really, really, really fucking lazy. No, you don’t understand what I mean…
I’ll turn 28 in 2 months. I could have gotten my driver’s license 10 years ago, and my permit 12 years ago. I got my permit around my 22nd birthday, and it expired last summer. Naturally, I renewed it, with no intention of taking my road test. Two months later, the paper permit expired. I also earned 3 degrees working 4 jobs in 5 years. I guess I go 0 or 100, nothing in between.
(Also, Elon Musk said we’ll take naps in self-driving cars in 2 years, so between that, public transport and occasional yellow cab, who really needs a license at this point, MOM AND DAD? 2020 Rolls-Royce Robo-Phantom here I come!!!)
*I have seen LOTR, Harry Potter, 007, and Star Wars. Jesus, I’m not a total freak.